I learned two very valuable lessons today while at the mall with my mom:
1. Umbrellas in J C Penney have gender
2. Female umbrellas are more expensive and smaller than male umbrellas.
I’m not 100% sure what to make of this knowledge, but I’m sure it will come in handy one day.
Title: Surprisingly Intricate Cross-Section of a Milk Chocolate Truffle
New York, NY